My Top Ten...
Being that I helped Miranda think of this list and that I had extra time to think about it, you would think that this would be easy for me, but it is not. I am having a major problem thinking of what ten things I should list, and I even asked John for help, but he wasn't any!!!
Here are some of my most embarrassing moments...
1. Falling on ice when John and I were first dating. We were walking into Media Play, and I made a joke for John not to slip and fall on the ice. Wouldn't you guess that I did that exact thing when we were walking out!
2. My first "toot" in front of John-I remember how embarrassing that was! I got over that!
3. When we went on our Honeymoon to Tennessee, and I had to #2 very badly. I went upstairs, thinking it was quiet, but John heard the whole explosion!
4. I "pooped" my pants in K-Mart. My mom and I ate dinner at Chipotle, and I had to go very badly. We were laughing so hard, and I started to go. My mom started peeing herself, and I pooped myself. Why did the bathroom have to be in the back of the store?
Here are some things you might not know about me....
1. By the list above, you might be able to tell that I have some bowel issues!
2. I sucked my thumb until I was 15! I only stopped when my little cousin told John that I sucked my thumb. I denied it, and I stopped that night!
Well, for now, that is all I have. I will try to think of more and add to my list!
Here are some of my most embarrassing moments...
1. Falling on ice when John and I were first dating. We were walking into Media Play, and I made a joke for John not to slip and fall on the ice. Wouldn't you guess that I did that exact thing when we were walking out!
2. My first "toot" in front of John-I remember how embarrassing that was! I got over that!
3. When we went on our Honeymoon to Tennessee, and I had to #2 very badly. I went upstairs, thinking it was quiet, but John heard the whole explosion!
4. I "pooped" my pants in K-Mart. My mom and I ate dinner at Chipotle, and I had to go very badly. We were laughing so hard, and I started to go. My mom started peeing herself, and I pooped myself. Why did the bathroom have to be in the back of the store?
Here are some things you might not know about me....
1. By the list above, you might be able to tell that I have some bowel issues!
2. I sucked my thumb until I was 15! I only stopped when my little cousin told John that I sucked my thumb. I denied it, and I stopped that night!
Well, for now, that is all I have. I will try to think of more and add to my list!
4 Comments:
At 6:44 PM,
CissaLynn said…
Girlfriend, I LOVED your list!!! The "toot" and "poop" incidents were HILARIOUS!!!!! It got me to thinking, tho, that I have NO recollection of my 1st "toot" in front of Mark! :) LOLOLOL!!! Oh, and the thumb sucking!!!! I loved reading that too! Thanks for sharing!!! I loved it!!! :)
At 7:00 PM,
Miranda said…
ROFL....I've heard these b/f Amy, but it's so funny to actually read them. And yes, I was thinking of the bowel issue the whole time!!!
LOL
At 7:38 PM,
carleta said…
This is going to be a hard one for me..... cause I am always doing stupid stuff!!! lol.......
Don't feel bad a
Amy, we all have issues!!!
At 5:52 PM,
Carrie said…
I've had my own "toot" experience with Chad. Unfortunately for him, he had his head on my thigh when it happened...he still hasn't gotten over it!
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